Yes. 61.x.x.x V.S. 66.x.x.x was a typo on my part. I will try another DDNS provider, and see if I can get the behavior I expect. Thank you. Update: Used DNS-O-Matic via my router's ddns clent to update my domains at FreeDNS / afraid.org. No scripting/url mods needed. Just dropped my keys into the DNS-O-Matic web interface, updated my router to point to DNS-O-Matic rather than FreeDNS, and it worked auto-magicaly. DNS-O-Matic grabbed my local WAN IP off the router GUI and forwarded it correctly. Upside is I can have more than 2 domains updated now if I like, downside is adding an extra step something can break. Now I have my FTP server hosting via my local WAN IP/connection, and the rest of my LAN traffic exits via my VPN. This is good.